Rusty Chevrolet (Parody of Jingle Bells)

Da Yoopers

O, rust and smoke, the heater's broke,
the door just blew away!
I light a match to see the dash,
and then I start to pray!
The frame is bent, the muffler went,
the radio's OK!
Oh, what fun it is to drive
this rusty Chevrolet!

Dashing through the snow,
In my rusty Chevrolet,
Down the road I go,
Sliding all the way.

I need new piston rings,
I need some new snow tyres,
My car is held together with
A piece of chicken wire!

O, rust and smoke, the heater's broke,
the door just blew away!
I light a match to see the dash,
and then I start to pray!
The frame is bent, the muffler went,
the radio's OK!
Oh, what fun it is to drive
this rusty Chevrolet!

I went to da I.G.A,
To get some Christmas cheer,
I just passed up my left front tyre
And it's gettin' hard to steer!

Skidding down da highway,
Right passed da Naganey cops,
I had to drag my swampers
To get the car to stop!

O, rust and smoke, the heater's broke,
the door just blew away!
I light a match to see the dash,
and then I start to pray!
The frame is bent, the muffler went,
the radio's OK!
Oh, what fun it is to drive
this rusty Chevrolet!

Bouncing through the snowdrifts,
In a big blue cloud of smoke,
People laugh as I drive by
I wonder what's da joke?

I got to get to Shopco,
To pick up the lay-a-way,
Cuz Santa Claus is comin' soon
In his big old rusty sleigh!

O, rust and smoke, the heater's broke,
the door just blew away!
I light a match to see the dash,
and then I start to pray!
The frame is bent, the muffler went,
the radio's OK!
Oh, what fun it is to drive
this rusty Chevrolet!

Soft karaoke
Words
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells